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I'm a gossip junkie. The rush gives me a throw-back high.
So I’m getting my equipment ready for the blog-trailing, where everyone will be riding along with me. And you, if you’re reading this blog entry.
And I happened to stumble past Perez Hilton’s blog page. His name is synonymous for gay jokes, and gossip folk who’ll stop at nothing to poke and stroke your ego until you let them rip your soul out from your rib cage. I find that very same gossip irresistible, and I never leave home without lifting some of the sweet-as-honey gossip over my head, and letting it ooze over my brain.
On the site, I read about a rumor that Zac Efron was collaborating with Lil’ Wayne to work on some "music(?)." The story seemed like the same old gossip blurb you read everyday, but when it was reported that Zac Efron said, “Wassup, my nigga,” and gave Wayne a pound, a hefty hug, and a full blown, smack on the lips, Wayne and Cash Money Millionaire, Baby type of kiss, I FREAKED.
My jaw dropped to the ground. My eyes bucked and I sensed the wide panic of my desire being fulfilled. I am a gossip junkie. The rush gives me a throw-back high. Throw-back highs make you want to go back to those days when you and your friends were having the times of your lives.
Surprisingly so, the news of this scandalous gossip story was actually fictional. O.C. Weekly, the source that uncovered the scandal, said the media was “…supposed to take it at face value.”
In actuality it was a joke, which made my gossip high nose dive and my interest became further remote. I had to travel on to the next blog, and there was a woman speaking about her dogs and shit. I don’t mean to speak nasty, but hearing her talk about those dogs are the least and lastly more uninteresting thing I could ever do. She went on and on for about five pages talking about how…
“My doggy rolls on the floor every night howling. It’s so cute. Whenever we say ‘bark’ he does it…”
I ’m thinking to myself, he’s rolling over, and howling, because he wants her to shut up. Most of the dogs lucked up and were able to avoid the camera before the flash of light temporarily blinded them. That’s another reason why the dog was turned over, about to barf instead of bark, because being blinded becomes somewhat of a nightmare when it happens consistently. I’d roll on my back and play dead to, if it would make the people I don't want to be bothered with leave me alone.
If you’d like to comment on any of these issues, don’t hesitate to travel through to tHe CoMmeNtS sEcTiOn and meet me, Trew, for further discussion.
Until the next post, much love, peace, and medicated hair grease.
Do you have a blog or website that you’ve been trying desperately to get traffic to? Do you have great content on your blog/website that you feel people will be very interested in?
I have the solution.
Have you ever heard of blog trailing? Of course, you haven’t. This is because Trew Life Advice will be the first blog on the web to do it.
Oil up your computers, fill up your mental gas tank, get comfortable, and join me on a trip around the blogosphere! I'm inviting anyone and everyone to join me on this trip, but here is the best part:
10 lucky bloggers or website owners could get the chance of a lifetime by receiving hundreds of page views in a matter of minutes!
I know, I know, you’re wondering what the hell I’m talking about, right? It’s not that difficult, and I'll be explaining the process in a little more depth closer to the launch of this wonderful opportunity.
Just write me a comment iN tHe ComMeNtS sEctIon below, letting me know what your website is about. I will visit all of the websites, and the top 10 will be featured during my Trail-a-Blog Section of Trew Life Live!
Can’t wait? Me either. Just write me a comment, with a link to your blog or web address, and I'll check it out, and send hundreds of visitors your way, if you make the TOP TEN LIST!
So what are you waiting for? Leave a comment, and be one of the lucky 10! I’ll see you in the CoMmEnTs SecTioN.
Until the next post, much love, peace, and medicated hair grease.
CLICK HERE to read the pros of Blog Trailing w/ Trew Life
- Trew Life’s Trail-a-Blog
Dear Trew Life,
I would like to participate in your trail-a-blog session. I could use the trafffic- but couldnt every other professional blogger online?
I have a problem with my boyfriend and his cigarettes. His breath smells like shit after he smokes one. I don't mind him smoking as long as he pops a breath mint or brushes his teeth afterwards. To make matter worse he drinks loads of coffee everyday to keep his self hyper because he works in sales. How do I politely tell him to brush his teeth?
Megan
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What is Trail-a-Blog?
Instructions from point A to point C
1.) Tuesday, a post, as well as email, will go out to those of your participating, and those of you who would rather watch. This list will note the top 5 out of 10 blogs/websites picked for Wednesday’s show. But you can still receive a chance to become featured. Read on.
2.) Wednesday @ 9:00PM EST, Trew Life Live will air. I will have everyone who’s tuned in, follow me through all 10 blogs or websites. The beautiful thing about this new process is that it could give the picked blogs/websites hundreds, maybe even thousands of page views and dedicated readers for FREE!
At the end of the show, I will open the phone lines, and 2 individuals can shout out their blog, causing the trail to travel to your blog and check out your latest post. Keep in mind, your posts need to have great content if you expect someone to come back (i.e., funny material, touching prose, offering great information or reviews)
3.) On Thursday, a new post will be added to my blog, letting individuals send a comment into tHe CoMmEnTs SeCtIon with their blog description and/or a link to their blog, and the process is repeated. Bloggers can submit their blog (by leaving a link to it in tHe CoMmEnTs SecTiOn) on this day to ensure they have a for sure chance to be on the list for next week.
In order to make this work, word of mouth is crucial. You must advertise the show to as many people as possible, because if your content remains excellent every week, I will visit it during my Trail-a-blog session of Trew Life Live! You want to make sure you constantly get hundreds of extra traffic a week, don’t you? So tell as many people are you can to participate, because if you’re picked, you’ll receive a traffic boost of a lifetime. Still don’t get how?
CLICK HERE and I'll break it down further
Need to find out more information on blog trailing? Click on the link
A blog (which is short for web log) is a website where entries are written in chronological order and commonly displayed in reverse chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog.
As of September 2007, blog search engine Technorati was tracking more than 106 million blogs. Amazing, huh?
The definition of trailing is:
Trailing (verb)-
Trailing (noun)-
1.)
2.) Something that is drawn along or follows behind; a train: The mayor was followed by a trail of reporters.
3.) A succession of things that come afterward or are left behind: left a trail of broken promises.
4.) Something that hangs loose and long: Trails of ticker tape floated down from office windows.
5.) The act of trailing.
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